Makeup Tips...

...not really. This is just to keep the guys away from this post. hehe. This is basically a girlie post. From me, yes, thank you. People keep telling me to get in touch with the girl in me, always. So I got in touch with the girl in me, and turns out, she is kind of a bitch. Tell you how. For starters, remember the guy things from the last post? Yes, they are still there - even increased in number. Can you imagine? Me with a guy-count. It is almost like I'm hallucinating. But no. They are really there. Ha! And I am happy managing time, scheduling coffee dates, phone calls and being extra attentive while I text these guys - don't want any cross connections. It's fun. Bitchy, huh? Why the hell was I not doing this for the past 300 years is my question. Jeez. I got to be insane to miss out on all the fun part of being a single girl in the town. On in the office. Or in the pub. You know.

So. When did all the guys become so relationship paranoid? Its funny. Then there is this other breed who only want a I-am-serious-for-you-dont-even-look-at-another-guy-but-let-not-talk-about-marriage kinda relationship. What is a normal girl like me supposed to do? So many questions. Is casual dating okay - it is okay. Can you kiss a guy casually - I really dont know :) Do you lead on a guy when you let him buy you a drink.....It is not as simple as you though. But well....anyway, the girlie part of me is ruling me these days and I'm loving it so far. :)))

The bad part is I am sleep deprived. I look so wrecked in the mornings cant tell you. So I did some research in many issues of Cosmopolitan and figured that if you apply mascara nicely with a fine kohl lining in your eyes, you don't look sleepy. Ta Da! No wonder my office people are not used to me wearing makeup and they look at me strangely - but what do they know. Duh!

Cosmopolitan should remind you that I love reading a lot and I was a compulsive book buyer(was). Besides cosmopolitan, I don't buy books these days. nu nu nu. I am a new person this new year, I told ya. No more wasting money and stacking up books for just-might-read-again-in-about-a-1000-years purpose. I discovered this amazing thing called Friends of Books. (Don't even think it is an online library. I cannot read a book on a laptop, phuleese) Here I just go to their website, select my books for the month with a stylish click and they deliver it to me in 2 days flat! I pay by cash or cheque. The net savvy duds, sorry dudes can pay online as well. The subscription plan is as reasonable as 2 books a month for Rs. 150. Quite cool, isn't it! So that explains my wild party scene. Money saved is 2 books read and 5 parties attended. Try it if you are in Delhi NCR.

Now I talk about my book here for the first time. Yay! I used to keep it a secret but cant do it any longer. Dear internet, please keep my secret safe with you and your users. Okay, I want to so much regularly write my book and complete it sooooooooooon. I am so lazy most of the times, and other times when I am not lazy, I end up rethinking about the entire plot -if I should change it altogether or not, blah blah. I am so screwed. But excuse me, do not assume no work has been done. I have figured out the most important things like the title (haha, wait till you hear it), my opening phrase, my dedication, my dress for the cover picture, my hairdresser for the photo shoot, etc. Writing it wouldn't be too hard. I just have to start.

Okay this is where I stop typing and start dressing up. Got a party, baby :) I'm meeting my back-up dream man in one hour. BTW, have you checked out the new TC in Priya? Awesome music. Go there and catch me sitting next to the DJ ;)

2009 Already?

Oh Crap! How come no one told me I'd still be single and foolish in 2009? Hmph. Anyway, besides being single and genius (did I say Foolish? Where?), 2009 is good so far. Came back from Goa on the 2nd, so technically started the year with traveling, yay! But you know what, Goa wasn't all that fun after all. Trust me. I stayed near Anjuna Beach and we hired bikes and suddenly I found myself aimlessly driving in Goa 24*7! I hated that, BTW. I got a sever sun burn, third degree. And the oh-so-talked-about-GOA-party-thing didn't give me a kick, honestly. And come to think of it, I am otherwise a big time party person. uhu. Not good, Goa. Okay now don't boo me people, maybe it is me and not Goa, but I really wasn't all that impressed. Did I miss the point? Don't bother to enlighten me on this though. I have no plans to go to Goa on any New Year for the next 300 years. Word. Going back to 2009 being good so far. I attended quite a few good parties. Already, yesssss. heehee. I'm so cool. Some friend's get togethers and some media parties. All totally hip and awesome and loaded with good cocktails. The best and the latest was the Ibibo party at F Bar, The Ashoka. Oh man, I had funnnnnnnnnnnn. Everything was so nice and easy breezy and I laughed a lot and..well...basically had a good time. Or was it the 5th Cosmopolitan? (F Bar has the BESTEST Cosmopolitans in the town, just FYI) Anyway, I now have a very cuddly Male ibibo penguin soft toy(If you know me,you'll know I've already named him for the month. His name for Jan '09 is Tarkie. Cute, I know.)sitting on my pillow and creating a mess in my room when I am out. (Yes mom, its Tarkie!!!!) He's the love of my life. After Garfield, that is. Then there's another thing. 'Guy' things. (coughs. Do I have you attention now? Right.) So honestly, there are a few of them around, if you know what I mean. Ahan. See, I'm still very much single and passionately intend to remain so, but a lil' attention couldn't harm, right? And the fact is even this attention is rare for me. I am always out of the picture. Any picture. Always busy doing whatever crap I do and manage to demotivate every guy who comes my way. But I am trying to learn the soft skill of flirting now, you know. (yes, in my world its always 9th grade. So?)And, well...the result is good so far. I suspect my single jinx is breaking, Ha! Some such things are looking promising. Interesting attractive things - few of them. Umm, Yes, I call guys 'things', so? A brief about these guy-things is here:None is single. No, only one is single. Rest 'say' that they are single but hey, you cannot fool me! Nu Nu Nu Nu. Guys could never tell a decent lie. I know inadequate when i see one. One guy-thing says he is single but i sooo soo soooooo doubt it. Another thing says 'the coast is clear'(what a suspicion-arousing phrase to begin with!) but I know for sure he is dating someone - my sources tell me he is. Another guy-thing tells me he's broken up & moved on and I can so much see the complicated break up in his eyes and in his silent mode cell phone. Ummm...yes there's one more distant possibility whose relationship status seems to be 'it is complicated'. But what the hell. And what’s the rule that says you can only flirt with a single and available guy? I mean, its so arbitrary. Okay enough drama. Before you can all harass me with a million comments to know the truth (I wish!) actually, one of them is really cute (dreamy smile). Aww man! I hope he is single. Then we'll see. Good 2009. heehee. Enough dope for one post darlings. And its only the 9th of Jan! I wish I could give you the juicy text conversation details, or the me-the-detective story behind the 'the coast is clear' guy. Or how I do something stupid when I'm with the cute-I-hope-he-is-single guy or even all of their initials, just for the heck of it. But I suspect one of them will land on this post and find out. So, over and out for now. Catch ya later alligator ~ I hate the movie terminator. Wow, me genius. Ta!