...not really. This is just to keep the guys away from this post. hehe. This is basically a girlie post. From me, yes, thank you. People keep telling me to get in touch with the girl in me, always. So I got in touch with the girl in me, and turns out, she is kind of a bitch. Tell you how. For starters, remember the guy things from the last post? Yes, they are still there - even increased in number. Can you imagine? Me with a guy-count. It is almost like I'm hallucinating. But no. They are really there. Ha! And I am happy managing time, scheduling coffee dates, phone calls and being extra attentive while I text these guys - don't want any cross connections. It's fun. Bitchy, huh? Why the hell was I not doing this for the past 300 years is my question. Jeez. I got to be insane to miss out on all the fun part of being a single girl in the town. On in the office. Or in the pub. You know.
Friday, January 30, 2009
Thursday, January 08, 2009
Oh Crap! How come no one told me I'd still be single and foolish in 2009? Hmph. Anyway, besides being single and genius (did I say Foolish? Where?), 2009 is good so far. Came back from Goa on the 2nd, so technically started the year with traveling, yay! But you know what, Goa wasn't all that fun after all. Trust me. I stayed near Anjuna Beach and we hired bikes and suddenly I found myself aimlessly driving in Goa 24*7! I hated that, BTW. I got a sever sun burn, third degree. And the oh-so-talked-about-GOA-party-thing didn't give me a kick, honestly. And come to think of it, I am otherwise a big time party person. uhu. Not good, Goa. Okay now don't boo me people, maybe it is me and not Goa, but I really wasn't all that impressed. Did I miss the point? Don't bother to enlighten me on this though. I have no plans to go to Goa on any New Year for the next 300 years. Word. Going back to 2009 being good so far. I attended quite a few good parties. Already, yesssss. heehee. I'm so cool. Some friend's get togethers and some media parties. All totally hip and awesome and loaded with good cocktails. The best and the latest was the Ibibo party at F Bar, The Ashoka. Oh man, I had funnnnnnnnnnnn. Everything was so nice and easy breezy and I laughed a lot and..well...basically had a good time. Or was it the 5th Cosmopolitan? (F Bar has the BESTEST Cosmopolitans in the town, just FYI) Anyway, I now have a very cuddly Male ibibo penguin soft toy(If you know me,you'll know I've already named him for the month. His name for Jan '09 is Tarkie. Cute, I know.)sitting on my pillow and creating a mess in my room when I am out. (Yes mom, its Tarkie!!!!) He's the love of my life. After Garfield, that is. Then there's another thing. 'Guy' things. (coughs. Do I have you attention now? Right.) So honestly, there are a few of them around, if you know what I mean. Ahan. See, I'm still very much single and passionately intend to remain so, but a lil' attention couldn't harm, right? And the fact is even this attention is rare for me. I am always out of the picture. Any picture. Always busy doing whatever crap I do and manage to demotivate every guy who comes my way. But I am trying to learn the soft skill of flirting now, you know. (yes, in my world its always 9th grade. So?)And, well...the result is good so far. I suspect my single jinx is breaking, Ha! Some such things are looking promising. Interesting attractive things - few of them. Umm, Yes, I call guys 'things', so? A brief about these guy-things is here:None is single. No, only one is single. Rest 'say' that they are single but hey, you cannot fool me! Nu Nu Nu Nu. Guys could never tell a decent lie. I know inadequate when i see one. One guy-thing says he is single but i sooo soo soooooo doubt it. Another thing says 'the coast is clear'(what a suspicion-arousing phrase to begin with!) but I know for sure he is dating someone - my sources tell me he is. Another guy-thing tells me he's broken up & moved on and I can so much see the complicated break up in his eyes and in his silent mode cell phone. Ummm...yes there's one more distant possibility whose relationship status seems to be 'it is complicated'. But what the hell. And what’s the rule that says you can only flirt with a single and available guy? I mean, its so arbitrary. Okay enough drama. Before you can all harass me with a million comments to know the truth (I wish!) actually, one of them is really cute (dreamy smile). Aww man! I hope he is single. Then we'll see. Good 2009. heehee. Enough dope for one post darlings. And its only the 9th of Jan! I wish I could give you the juicy text conversation details, or the me-the-detective story behind the 'the coast is clear' guy. Or how I do something stupid when I'm with the cute-I-hope-he-is-single guy or even all of their initials, just for the heck of it. But I suspect one of them will land on this post and find out. So, over and out for now. Catch ya later alligator ~ I hate the movie terminator. Wow, me genius. Ta!