This April sucks!

The reasons: -

1. Let me declare, the whole idea of April-Fool sucks. I was April Fooled about 5 and a half times. (Half because I was too pissed to reply to a SMS from a friend inviting me to a play. I realized it was a silly prank only yesterday)
2. I am again Broke.
3. I've been hogging throughout this April. Calories. Shit!
4. Work sucks. For gawd's sake, can't organizations have a code of conduct? Hell!!
5. April's proved me negative on patience. Yes, people and friends have told me so and this has bruised my image for worse, I've gathered this much. Christ, I need patience RIGHT NOW.
6. Too many friend getting married this April. No No No darlings, I am not jealous. At least I don't want you to think so. But these marriages are an expenditure, less on gifts and more, much-more on my dresses.
7. Being single sucks. Actually, it SUCKS big time, sometimes. Most of the times I am pretending I don't care. The times when I am not pretending, I am busy feigning the single-is-da-best crap. And a few rare times I fiercely avoid thinking about my wierd single status. Moral of the story: - Singledom sucks raise to the power infinite+1.
8. Living alone sucks too, just this one time. For instance, if you fail to get up at 5am (Imagine!!) to fill up your water tanks, you stay without bathing till the next 5am.
9. Cooking. Every night. Helppppp!!
10. The crazy Delhi heat is here. Its hot,its sweaty, its crazy!! Summers again. I am yuckked out.
11. What sucks most? The knowledge that someone landed on my blog by typing these keywords- "raped bitch video" and "Crazy Bitch". hmmm..... Hail Google.

You need more reasons to believe April sucks???

Well, Not me.

PS: - Points will be added to this list, till whateva' of April is left. I'm super pissed.

Adi Crazy

The Multiples of Me

My multiple personality disorders ahead- You Are a Wild Woman

Sky diving on the first date? Why not? You're up for almost anything, and that's what guys love about you. You don't back down from challenges, and you love to challenge others. You're so wild it's a little scary, but that's usually a good thing!

How Daring Are You?

You think I am conceited? Well....

You Are 67% Vain

You're a little vain, but you also work hard for your good looks. Just remember, everyone knows you are a total hottie. You don't have to remind them.

How Vain Are You?

Sarcasm?? ME??

You're Totally Sarcastic

You sarcastic? Never! You're as sweet as a baby bunny. Seriously, though, you have a sharp tongue - and you aren't afraid to use it. And if people are too wimpy to deal with your attitutde, then too bad. So sad.

How Sarcastic Are You?

Don't ask me why I took this test :-

Men See You As Choosy

Men notice you light years before you notice them You take a selective approach to dating, and you can afford to be picky You aren't looking for a quick flirt - but a memorable encounter It may take men a while to ask you out, but it's worth the wait

How Do Men See You?

And this one's for you Tradaptor, my friend: -

Your Vocabulary Score: C

Your vocabulary is average. You're not exactly a literature major, but no one's going to accuse you of being illiterate!

How's Your Vocabulary?

And last but not the least, the cheeky me : -

Your Celebrity Boob Twin:

Shakira

Who's Your Celebrity Boob Twin?

I'm waiting for comments on this one. Hurry up!!!!

Adi Crazy

Judging People

Don't get the title wrong. I am not a judgemental person. Never. I don't judge people, because after I've jumped to conclusions about them, there feels no need to judge and tax my brain. You agree? Thanks!

Okay, so what I'm trying to say here is that at times I judge the mood of my friends by the status messages they have on their IMs. Status messages. Nice cute things they are. And trust me, its pure fun deciphering moods based on them. And good gracious God has gifted me with expressive friends who make this activity more interesting. Some are self explanatory, while a few have hidden meanings, actually, grudges. Here are a few g-talk status messages I see in my friend's list today, a Monday. (all names are real, sorry darlingzzzz!! I love you all)

Have fun!

Abhishek Punia: WTF??

Crazy Marketer: Shit Happens.

Gaurav Aggarwal: Internet (Individual, Infinite, Impulse, Interactive and Information)

Dheeraj Soni: Something is wrong...But what??

Neha Tyagi: Why ask me??????

Chris: Dont bother.

Ananya: ....zzzzzz......

Nitin Gupta: Busy faking work.

Somya Mathur: I'm New!!

Anshul: I am Offline.

Abhishek Gupta: Can India Ever Win World Cup?

Megha Mohan: Aaj kal paaun zami par nahi padte mere...

Abhay Mathur: That's all FOLKS!

Nishant Tandon: What else?

Pragya Sagar: Waiting...

Gun Gun: This is only a test. If it was a job, there would be perks, promotions, incentives...

Sujan: B.E.T.U.

Geetangali: How about a smoke?

Nupur Katre: Shit! Its Monday.

Vikas Chaudhary: Wake me up when you go.

Gunveen: Given up!

Shruti Uppal: Let me work.

And the best one -

Shree: Read my sis's blog - http://damonologue.blogspot.com

Proof! (wicked me!!)

So tell me, is it difficult to guess?

No, I guess. :)

Adi Crazy

And what exactly is God doing???

He has not been answering any prayers lately. He doesn't seem to care what the hell is happening in life. Neither for f#@k's sake is he realizing what high expectations people have of Him. So what's keeping him so busy? Thought about it a lot. No conclusions. Googled about it too. No answers. So here I am, opting for "Public Opinion" and trying my luck. After you've exhausted yourself over the question what-exactly-is-this-girl's-problem or rather, what-exactly-she-means, vote here and help me. Maximum of 3 votes at a time are allowed (Oh I love setting rules!!)

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Results will be declared some time next month. Keep chekin'!